Well, I crunched the numbers and our economy is ruined because you all just HAD to look at the eclipse
Well, this is just freaking great, you guys. I just crunched the numbers on how much the eclipse cost America in productivity and it is WAY worse than we predicted.
Way to go everyone: the country is economically ruined! I hope everyone’s happy!!
You heard me right: the money lost in productivity from the moon passing in front of the sun for like two minutes today has ruined the once great nation of America. Companies are going under left and right, Wall St. is going ballistic, and all of our bosses are getting reamed out by CEOs as we speak. They’re probably going to lose their jobs, and god knows what’ll happen to us! Hope it was worth it! Read more…